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Link Tease

A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.
Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.
by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010
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Sausage Link

Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.
1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016
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link lazy

The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.
by Johnny on the Spot81 May 25, 2009
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loyal linking

when ur not dating the guy/ girl but ur loyal to only them when linking up and fucking
Jess: “ay r u ever gonna hook up with Chad?”
Tess: “nah im loyal linking w Brad”
by evyxbby April 24, 2023
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Lazy links

It’s kinky but not really,it also has really bad loot so I wouldn’t recommend landing there
Let’s goto lazy links,nah bro that place is hella kinky and has ass loot
by Thanos lover January 6, 2019
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Weakest Link

Weakest Link, is a synonym for loser
Joe can't get a date because he's obviously the weakest link
by UNDERCOVER HARDWAREMAN July 17, 2004
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link card

When a person is poor and in need of financial assistance, the state will sometimes provide funds for the purchase of food. The economically depressed person will be issued a "Link Card" which he or she can use as a debit card when purchasing food.

Unfortunately, the definition written by "makinde" was not correct. The Link Card is not for people in "rat infested" areas, nor is Chicago a poor excuse for a city. Further, Link Cards are not used only by "lazy" people.

Makinde needs to remove his or her prejudices before providing a a definition.
This link card works like a debit card. Use it to purchase food.
by Mathhelper June 28, 2011
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