lotto-head

A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found.

Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work.

Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?

Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes"

Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something"

by paul5150 December 18, 2009

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lottery

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

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Lotta

A Lotta is an insane person from Sweden. She is a energetic and has a lot of stamina for an older person. She has an amazing memory for movie quotes and wishes that she starred in Dumb and Dumber and/or was married to Jim Carrey.

"Do you love Nicolas Cage"

"YES"

Man, you're such a Lotta"

by CasterTroy1 October 26, 2012

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lotto tickets

In Detroit this is slang for packets of heroin because it often comes wrapped up in old lottery tickets especially if you buy it at the Brewster-Douglas projects.

yo, ya wanna throw dome some scrilla on a few lotto tickets?

by Krunk Nasty November 8, 2007

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