Larry Craig 

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.

Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.

Larry Craig by CJE October 20, 2007

Larry David

1.Co-creator of the extremely hilarious and popular show “Seinfeld” that ran on NBC for 9 seasons. He is also the insperation for the character George.

2.Star and Creator of the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” which runs on HBO. He frequeltly makes an ass out of himself on this show for the sake of comedy. Its hilarity rivals everything you ever though was funny.

3.He is a friend and hero to bald men, lesbians, librals, and Jews around the nation.

4.Lives in Jerry Seinfeld's shadow.

(Larry David has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it)

Larry David: (to various passerby) You know anything about changing a tire? Wanna help me change a tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance. I never took a shop class, and I need a little help. Ok, I'm just coming flat out and saying 'help me'. Anybody want to help a semi-retarded individual change a tire? 25, 30 dollars. 30 dollars to change this tire. 35 dollars to change this tire right now.
(People are ignoring him])

Larry David: I'll give you 10 dollars for a verbal response. 10 dollars. Anybody want to make 10 dollars and respond verbally? No?

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Larry David: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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Larry David by JesseT May 16, 2006

Larry Craig 

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

Larry Craig by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

Larry Stylinson 

It is the amazing relationship between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction. They are in love, and "Larry Shippers" are the people who always share evidence to prove it. And they in fact found enough evidence to prove that Larry Stylinson is real. Those two boys are madly in love, and Larry Shippers are madly in love with their love.

LARRY STYLINSON IS REAL. DEAL WITH IT.

Girl 1: Ugh! Louis and Eleanor are deeply in love!
Girl 2: Bitch please. Louis is gay. To Harry. And it's called Larry Stylinson.

Larry Stylinson by Larry's Bullshit June 10, 2013

Larry Stylinson 

The definition of true love.

“All I want in life is a love like Larry Stylinson.”
“....same”

Larry Stylinson by mysterious being September 14, 2019

larry wiggy 

When person is tired as hell and isn’t functioning like normal, hallucinations, mumbling, stumbling etc..

I’m so Larry wiggy tired right now. I can’t even.

larry wiggy by Mikefromdetroit December 28, 2017

Larry Stylinson 

The relationship/ship name between two members of a British boy band formed on the British show, The X Factor, in 2010 called One Direction. This relationship is between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson whom are more than obvious about their relationship but are trying to be reserved for the public eye because Modest! Management are cockblockers and need one up the ass. Therefore, they put Louis in a false relationdhip with "UNI student, "Eleanor Calder"" If that is even her real name, we may never know. But with our reputation, we're bound to find out sooner or later.

I don't even ship Larry anymore, it's a fucking luxury cruise ship now.

"And I'd marry you Harry"

"Kiss me you fool"

"Larry Stylinson"

"Fuck management"

"It kind if just happened"

My favorite:

Fan(to Harry): "Are you and Louis dating?"
Harry *nods his head*: "Yeah."

Larry Stylinson by Smutlinson February 22, 2013