lant

maybe it means someone who kills you! not urine, yuo frogs, you frogs, you german eval frogs of antelopes!
oohhohohooh LANT IS A DEAMON YOU FOOOOLS NOT URINE/ARSE ETC AHHH

run away, ITS A LANT COMING TO STAB US WITH BUSTER BLADE I SAID BUUUUUUUSTER BLADDDDDDDDE, GO AWAY AHHHHHHH

by LANTILONG March 29, 2005

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

On Lanta

A phrase that means whatever you want it to mean.

Jared:I'm finna bust!!!
Mark:Did you just cum in me!!!
Brandon:On lanta?
Mark:Ye

by Michael Capili November 20, 2020

Lant

Old name for urine or wee.
Also slang for a tight arse.

He wont lend money cos he is a Lant

by Phil Jones December 17, 2003

lantigo

An individual that one cannot resist talking to.

Did you hear so-and-so has a lantigo?!

by b ez May 13, 2007

Lanphier High School

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012