Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

by anonymous September 22, 2018

magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

by tom November 1, 2003

ass lantern

a person who believes that the light of the earth comes from there ass

good thing i woke up early today, otherwiese my ass lantern would have burned out

by the greesy man with big nutts May 23, 2011

Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.

Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.

by beach lover May 27, 2009

Lavier

Normally an insult used after someone acts annoyingly, acts like a Gay Fish or as a 'penis'. This is always used negatively, but can be used as either an insult or description.

Boy 1: I said to this kid the other day 'Do you want to come round tomorrow?' But he replied 'F**k off'
Boy 2: OMG. He is such a lavier.
Boy 1: Yeah, but then I heard someone else asked at the same time, and he said 'I would love to.'
Boy 2: I think he's gay.

by Plombydom March 19, 2011