lands with a thud

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

by DreamCatcher022 March 9, 2011

Land Cannons

The biggest of the breasts.

"Wow, That chick has some huge land cannons!"

by Blaze Fenix November 9, 2011

Stoney Land

"Perpetual state of being stoned" as defined by Doobie

"Robert didn't know he was late for work, because he was in Stoney Land!!!"

by Doobie-Doo September 15, 2011

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

by R E A IP 3 R April 2, 2009

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Yodie Land

Where you go when you obliterated than a hoe
Inhabitants include Fulcrum and Snoop Dogg

Finna get sent to Yodie Land.

by Antman81 November 29, 2022

Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.

Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!

by TheChris21 November 7, 2010