A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.
Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!
by T.J. Kerr August 7, 2012
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A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.
Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
by AdamV August 28, 2006
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by nicklaibia November 20, 2007
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A creepy pink rabbit who has a brown handlebar mustache, and a gaping asshole. They may even look a little cute, but they are pure evil. They are fluffy and not that big.
Justin: Hey, look at that cute pink bunny with a mustache and huge asshole.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
Fred: No! Dude, dont go near it. It's a labbit. Its pure evil.
by Pumpernickle Jonny August 25, 2009
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A hot girl who gives out could have a laidiation factor of 80 over 90.
A busted girl who gives out could have a laidiation factor of 70 over 10.
A perfect 10 with a boyfriend could have a laidiation factor of 1 over 100 (because she only fucks one guy).
A busted girl who gives out could have a laidiation factor of 70 over 10.
A perfect 10 with a boyfriend could have a laidiation factor of 1 over 100 (because she only fucks one guy).
by James Belfer October 28, 2007
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