konstantine

A ridiculously long emo song written by Something Corporate, who have apparently sold out, cause they didn't have all these damn emotions 5 years ago. The whole damn song is a bunch of meaningless statements emo kids can pretend to understand when really its just a bunch of crap in an asshat. Contains a piano "solo" where the piano just does the same thing its been doing the whole song. They probably got the idea from Oasis...

this is because i can spell konfusion with a k
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)

by eljay March 7, 2005

koosh wrap

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.

That bitch is a dirty koosh wrap.

by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

koonstain

dark stain on t-shirt that annoys you

a koonstain is a dark stain on a shirt that annoys you such as a chocolate stain on a fresh white t

by nac91 October 28, 2010

Konstantin

VERY HIGH guy and jobless

My life is miserable

Oh you are basically Konstantin

by Aloeprince September 11, 2018

Konstantin

Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.

girls: Konstantin is really cute!
boys But you are taller then him?
girls: And?

by Snart56 April 17, 2020

konstantine

A really long, emo song that people who suck at piano like to learn how to play to show off to their emo friends. They also like memorizing all the words like its some kind of accomplishment.

Emo Kid: "Man, last night I was so depressed. I listened to 'Konstantine' like 30 times and learned all the words"

Other Kid: "You are pathetic"

by AllNighter December 28, 2005

kooft

Armenian cuss word that means SHIT!

VAYY KOOFT!! eyya kooft!!, asa kooft.

by JESSMEECH May 31, 2007