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tire kicker

Somebody who goes out to look at cars and other automobiles without any real intention of buying them.
Boss: "Hey Chuck, some customers are here so go sell some cars!"

Employee: "No it's alright boss, those people just look like a bunch of tire kickers."
by sambam22 October 12, 2009
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knee knocker

A term, which came about in the 1800's, however became popular with soldiers in the Second World War.

A knee knocker is a specific act of casual sex, usually performed in an alley beside or behind a pub/bar/tavern.

The act is performed standing up, with the woman secured against a wall with a combination of the mans upper body and holding her buttocks. The womans legs, usually wrapped around his waist.

This unusual position, whilst having sex results in the knees of the male regularly knocking together (often with some force), hence the term.

Also refer to the term 'knee trembler'.
Grandfather: "Whats the name of that young lady you went to the movies with last night?"
Grandson: "Michelle."
Grandfather: "Arrgh, I met a girl when I was serving in France, called Michelle. We had a knee knocker behind a cafe in Rennes."
by Bucko_NZ November 28, 2007
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cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.
Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!
by Wiseman July 28, 2006
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turd knocker

An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.
Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.
by hoze-a November 11, 2006
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The Kicker Upper

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.
Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!
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Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.
Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.
by Alex December 5, 2003
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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.
Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!
by sweatygooch August 3, 2010
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