Kleptopenomania

Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly.

"I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from."

by Middayfog January 8, 2015

Kelster

The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.

* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"

by Baavisakerr June 14, 2016

kaestine

No good lying son of a bitch with some good D

I would never want a guy like Kaestine

by JBatesThaTruth December 19, 2016

kleptopatriarchy

United-States style ideology

She would have been cooler already, but her parents taught her kleptopatriarchy, and she had to spend a while just rebelling against it.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 27, 2016

Klepto-fucking

The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.

Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.

by Son-Dood January 3, 2017

kleptoking

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship

This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.

by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017

kleets

What a headass wears.

Gavin wears kleets.

by Buttboy23 April 17, 2017