have kittens

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, cast a kitten.

Stop tickling me or I'll have kittens!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

kitten

In website forums, the word "kitten" is used to replace swear words and in some cases insults or flames.

"Are you kitten kidding me?"

by Snoopie October 1, 2012

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

kitchenheimer's

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.

by pieplate August 6, 2009

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

sea kittens

An attempt by PETA to convince the general public to call fish by a name too cute to eat.

Eating Sea Kittens is WRONG and you will be ridiculed by beautiful, sexy women everywhere.

by KweenofDenyl January 28, 2009

Kittens

Adjective;
A term of endearment, to describe someone highly.

"I’m going to say “kittens,” which can be used as an adjective. Then I would say he’s very nice. He’s humble, he’s talented. And stylish."
-Andrew Vanwyngarden describing Ben Goldwasser

by A girl with kaleidoscope eyes May 21, 2011