thomas kiefer

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015

Rug Kisser

Racist term for praying Muslims

I needed help with my printer and I called tech support and a Rug Kisser picked up.

by Captain Lean September 30, 2015

Floor Kisser

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.

Or

A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.

That Floor Kisser lads are causing havoc again last night!

Your ex-girlfriend was a Floor Kisser?

by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

clam kisser

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer

Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers

by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017

Jess Kiefer

Doing your own thing, and not giving a shit about what happens.

Don't Pull a Jess Kiefer.

by DJ Shellz February 11, 2018

noisy kisser

A noisy kisser, someone who enjoys groaning into a kiss or sucking on lips, tongue anything they can get their lips on-

Guy: *groaning and sucking on bottom lip*
Girl: *pulling away* you are one noisy kisser-

by Menichi June 25, 2018

anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around

Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"

by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018