Definitions by TheRubyMatrix

thomas kiefer 

A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.

Damn your so awesome you could be jut as cool as Thomas Kiefer, but we know that's highly unlikely

thomas kiefer by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015