Stim Junkie 

Someone addicted to and/or dependent on various stimulants ranging from caffeine to amphetamines.

Signs of a stim junkie include nervousness, anxiety, twitchiness, and jumpiness - even when not on stimulants.

Finals Week is coming up and Paul blew all his money on Rockstars and Adderall. He sure is a stim junkie.

Stim Junkie by LostTheGame November 17, 2010

junkie's promise

A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.

Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.

Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.

junkie's promise by b s d December 15, 2008

janky hoopty 

A crappy car. POS broken down redneck truck.

Damn look at that janky hoopty!

janky hoopty by Jaycob February 9, 2008

Junk Arrow 

The two creased lines formed where one's hips meet their thighs leading to their junk.

"Your shorts are way too low dude, I can see your junk arrow, shit's nasty"

Junk Arrow by WordDown August 17, 2009

junk 

1. Seemingly useless rubbish which sits around for months and is inevitably disposed of the day before it is needed.

2. A reference to something of little or no value

3. The male genitalia

4. A kind of chinese boat

5. Heroin

1. "Where is the February 2002 issue of Playboy... it was here yesterday?!?"
- "Dude I chucked that, the pages were stuck and shit, it was junk"

2. Suped up Honda Civics and bubble gum pop music are junk

3. "Daaaamn! check this out, dude just got kicked in the junk"

4. "Did you see the Jackie Chan movie where hes fighting on the junk in Hong Kong harbour?

5. "Oi! Get off the junk and straighten up your shyte life!"

junk by whiskymack February 22, 2005

junk food burger 

A fast food brand hamburger that's so unhealthy for the consumer, it makes regular hamburgers appear healthier.

A burger that is lacking in any form of vegetable, fruit, or otherwise "healthy" topping.

I ordered a hamburger with only bacon and cheese on it, because I'm really hungry for a junk food burger tonight.

junk food burger by AceDonald February 19, 2015

forum junkie 

Someone who is constantly roaming from forum to forum, post to post, looking for new places to comment or threads to start. In extreme cases this can replace having a social life in the real world. The full on forum junkie can be spotted by their pale complextion due to lack of natural light, skitishness around real people and the fact that they hardly leave their room if they don't have to.

What's he doing?

Ah... - the usual, just browsing around his haunts, he's a forum junkie.

forum junkie by Andy C Southampton November 1, 2006