Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008

Jookst

the pass tense of the verb, to jooks, meaning to steal or fuck someone or something up. Can also be used to mean to get or go somewheres(i.e... I'ma jooks to QC right quick, you noodle)

Hogan gets jookst on the daily the hardest.
T Jones is about to get jookst
Tryna get JOOKST?!?!?!?!?!
So sods, Zurain gets jookst er' day!
The barn got jookst because the goats shit everywhere.
Who jookst my slammy jammy mcjamsters?!?!?
Naunched? nope! just got jookst.

by Not.A.Noodle January 12, 2010

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.

A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.

by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

man joobs

an obese jewish mans boobs
also see moobs and joobs

look at those man joobs

by bigfatbenny August 29, 2006

joose

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.

"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"

by p333h0lez October 16, 2009

Joost

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.

by Bob Engleson November 6, 2006

jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".

<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.

by samsonite December 24, 2003