jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Jon-Some

An orgy with anyone named Jon

Jon: Do you want to have a jon-some?
Person: Hell yeah, lets get it

by mistakwabs May 2, 2021

Jon Lowe

the literal definition of a piss taker. a coward.

alex said "don't bloody jon lowe me cuzzie"

by donaldchump August 1, 2019

Jon Benign

That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

"Have you heard of the Beatles?"
"Duh..."
"Well, they are pretty great...but FUCK it, LISTEN TO JON BENIGN!!"

by Hysterika July 1, 2008

jon c

a person with no penis

holy crap by the looks he must be a jon c

by aurabr3akin' October 24, 2016

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

brande and jon

Perfect

Brande and Jon are perfect!

by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017