Jonah

a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other

Jonah is such a sweetheart
Jonah would make a he best boyfriend

by alicia-rylie October 22, 2019

Jonathan

A sexy Beast!! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.

That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.

by atotallyrandomeperson December 8, 2010

jonathon

a short guy with a loud mouth. he's loved by the girls but hated by their boyfriends. he has scoliosis but he can still move and groove. he's a lil gay at times but its okay bc he's a jonathon.

boyfriend: "are you texted jonathon?"
girl: "yes he's so cool"
boyfriend: "block him he makes me feel like less of a man"

by spookyskeletonlove October 4, 2018

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010

Jonathan Grover

A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.

A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.

Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!

-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!

by SupineLupine November 5, 2009

Jonathan

a guy whose super sweet and spoils you, usually tall with dark hair and eyes you could see your reflection. If tell him something secretive he'll keel it and never tell a soul unless you wanted it. He goes by your commands and I's your ride or die. Soft hands and amazing multitasker. The true dream is a Jonathan.

Girl #1: Did yall hear about the New Boy Jonathan?

Girl #2: I heard he is so tall and obeying is what i heard

Girl #3: I heard His hands are soft like clouds so they call him the "Dream Boy"

by Dean.Sam.Winchester_Cass June 27, 2018

Jonah

Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E

Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah

by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019