Jordan Elbridge

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.

Who’s bootie pic is that?
Idk someone from Jordan Elbridge for sure.

by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019

jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 9, 2019

jordan madgar

The thiccest baddest bitch on the east side of the Mississippi. If you fuck with Jordan Madgar you probably have mass amounts of sex and are pretty dope

Do you know Jordan Madgar

by Lady tamer March 10, 2020

Jordan Cunningham

Jordan Cunningham is a YouTuber who constantly gives Euphoria vibes. He is almost too obsessed with TikTok and club penguin. He has an unhealthy obsession with bulk packs of mini babys. His parents were probably giraffes due to his extremely long ass neck.

Friend: Have you seen this new YouTuber?
Me: No. Who is it?
Friend: His name is Jordan Cunningham
Me: Oh, cool.

by Dancer1234567890 April 12, 2020

Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

jodavad

a indian who likes to eat apples with ranch

Who’s that eating apples with ranch?
Oh, that’s Jodavad.

by senhiko July 22, 2020

Jaida

Jaida is both amazing yet so hard headed. She's extremely beautiful but will always deny it but others will take that as her being humble. They can tend to be down to earth people and can be amazing friends. Always down to do anything and will pressure you into doing things out of your comfort zone. Cool chick.

Don: Yo you chillin with Jaida today?

Jay: yessirrr she making me get a tat

Don: gotta love her.

by dadonboiiii December 14, 2020