jersey jumper

Girls that follow sports teams and try to mess around with or have sex with everyone that has a jersey on the team, or they are the team sluts.

"stuped jersey jumpers"

by jake manthe July 12, 2005

New Jersey accent

We DONT say Joisey. We tend to draw out our vowels like people from Philly. If your in North Jersey you may have a New York-Like accent, If your in South Jersey Philly is your city and you talk more like them. Not all people have accents because most people move here from other Countries, and Regions of the U.S. I tend to say "Worter" instead of "Water". I also Say "Caaary" instead of "Carry." and "Nevahdah" instead of "Nevada". We mostly don't have strong accents though and remember NO ONE EVERY SAYS JOISEY.

West Coast Person: Hey aren't you from "Joisey" (trying to make fun of an accent that no one has)

NJ Kid: Actually we say it like "JUR-ZEE" and most New Jersey Accents aren't that strong, it varies from person to person.

by Always Right October 30, 2007

jersey shore

Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!

Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.

This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.

Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.

5 minutes later...

*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*

And next morning...

*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.

Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?

by Alex4315 September 7, 2012

New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

by 2tired2think September 8, 2009

new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011

New Jersey

The best state in the Union.The land of diners,greenheads,and Soccer.Those who make fun of it are either jealous or have never been here and would prefer to live in whatever cornball state they're currently in.

-For the last time,NO ONE SAYS "JOISEY"!!OK?Not even people in north Jersey.Most of us have a Philadelphian sounding dialect.

-No mullets either,ok?

-Many of us love Soccer,and Jerseyans are the best Soccer players in the US.(Tim Howard,Claudio Reyna.Both play in England)

-Knock it off with the stupid toxic waste and turnpike jokes,they're both unfunny and incorrect.If you REALLY want to make a Jerseyan laugh ask us what our longest time staying in a diner was or something like that.

-"Jersey girls" do not look like cheap whores with 80's-looking hair.They are usually gorgeous Italian girls,however they sometimes smoke too much and should cut that out.

-NJ smells like leaves and trees,thats about it.

-Ok,there's some shitholes here,i'll admit.(like with any place).But most of the state is beautiful and it's a great place to live.

-Douchebags like Jay Leno need to stop with the corny NJ jokes before I make some South Jersey chick beat his ass.

-One of the few places you'll find people who are of half-Irish and half-Italian descent.

There's no other girls like South Jersey girls.They're hot,funny,Italian,and dangerous.

by yup.... August 10, 2004

Jersey Devil

Jersey Devil: (n)

1. A monster with hooves and horns who occupys new jersey. The jersey devil tends to suck the resources out of everyone/thing around it, leaving its victims dry husks of hopelessness. It particularly enjoys harassing children and those who teach
2. Chris Christie

"Did you hear that Christie's slahsing the school budget and a bunch of teachers are going to get fired instead of the useless supervisors?"
"Yeah, that guy's the Jersey Devil."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010