The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.
by The Hreet January 11, 2010
Get the The Jennings Principle mug.A language of sayings derived from english and chinese, with sayings you have ever heard before. Created in South Western Ontario, by Big Ern, the Jenkinese epidemic is spreading like a bad weed in a sod field.
Famous Jenkinese sayings:
Fix that Oprah.
You god damn half epileptic retard.
Now we're talkin' Chinese!
Walk and talk.
You fuckin half-baked retard.
You cock-suckin little fucker, I'll fix you.
See that fuckin kawasaki? Ill fix that mother fucker.
If you two little fuckers don't stop arguing, theres going to be another fuckin Jenkins trial.
Jenkinese words:
Tuckamuck (pronounced tuck-a-muck)
SammyIamie (Sammy-i-am-ee)
Greeneggsandhamie (Green-eggs-and-ham-ie)
Fix that Oprah.
You god damn half epileptic retard.
Now we're talkin' Chinese!
Walk and talk.
You fuckin half-baked retard.
You cock-suckin little fucker, I'll fix you.
See that fuckin kawasaki? Ill fix that mother fucker.
If you two little fuckers don't stop arguing, theres going to be another fuckin Jenkins trial.
Jenkinese words:
Tuckamuck (pronounced tuck-a-muck)
SammyIamie (Sammy-i-am-ee)
Greeneggsandhamie (Green-eggs-and-ham-ie)
by ernJR April 8, 2009
Get the Jenkinese mug.An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.
by everyone>jennings December 22, 2010
Get the Brandon Jennings mug.A name representing and personifying the male penis as characterized by a rude, distrusting, and at times wild doctor. In the most formal of terms, it/he is referred to as Dr. Wang Jenkins.
by Puppy Dog 1 January 23, 2008
Get the Jenkins mug.A talking raccoon skull named after the legendary hero of World Of Warcraft.When Sheep Hager found the skull one night, he made it talk by lifting up the top part of its skull like puppet.After about an hour,Sheep's cousin's girlfriend Julie named him Leeroy Jenkins,Sheep then added the Onomonopoeia to distiguish the 2 different Leeroy Jenkins.The next day an aparatus was made by Sheep,his cousin jake,and another cousins friend Bradley so a string could be pulled and his mouth would move.Leeroy is scared of unknown noises.Not much is known about Leeroy before he met Sheep,except that he claims to have been in the Vietnam War.
* loud noise *
Leeroy: what was that!?!?
Sheep: relax Leeroy its just an owl.
Leeroy:You better respect Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins,i was in 'Nam.
Leeroy: what was that!?!?
Sheep: relax Leeroy its just an owl.
Leeroy:You better respect Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins,i was in 'Nam.
by Sheep Hager June 16, 2010
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