iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.

Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.

by swanneh January 25, 2010

Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

creep jacked

When an unwelcome and unwanted creeper inserts themselves in your group or conversation.

I was just sitting with my friend and this weird guy creep jacked us and told us his life story.

by evarney713 November 2, 2015

jacked

When some person tries to take stuff!

Boe:Hey Joe! Check out my sweet new Ipod. It's much better than that crappy piece of shiznit you have! Hahahahah-bitch!

Joe:Damn, that nigga lives in the ghetto! He jacked that Ipod.

(The next day, Boe is found dead in the woods. In an unrelated subject, Joe just got a new Ipod!)

by the fourth musketeer April 16, 2006

jacked up

The look of a muscular, athletic body.

Bruce Lee's physique was really jacked up.
Arnold looked really jacked up in "Pumping Iron".

by Rev. Sully June 12, 2007

jacked

extremely high on cocaine.

That's some mad coke. I'm jacked to the gills!

by Bentech January 5, 2005

janket

n. a blanket used by males during and after the act of masterbation es. for 'clean-up'

man, my ma was doing laundry and found my janket, she all like, "Why dis all stuck tageda ?"

by ... September 27, 2003