Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.
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Get the FULL METAL JACKET mug."I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jacket. Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack and shining the light in my face and for what? Maybe it's because I kick so much butt." -An exerpt from Eazy's verse on "Fuck tha Police"
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Get the jacket mug.An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.
Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"
Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"
Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"
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