king jack

when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet

Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom

by didjitmachines June 25, 2004

New Jack Swing

A term originating in the 80's to refer to a music genre which featured elements of Hip-Hop, R&B and pop. Groups such as Bell Biv Devoe, Guy, Heavy D, and New Edition are all from this era.

"Isn't Every Little Step by Bobby Brown a New Jack Swing type of song?"

by RO16 May 5, 2015

Jacking it in San Diego

The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.

Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."

Stan: "What?!"...

Barber shop trio: "Jackin' it, jackin' it, jack-ity jack, spankin' it, slappin' it, spank-ity slap!"...

Mayor: "...why not try jacking it on one of our city streets? San Diego, cum, take a load off."

by MAV28 March 12, 2013

Stinky Jack

The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.

1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween

2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible

by Dino Susan October 31, 2009

jack roller

Jack Roller: in nineteenth and early Twentieth Century America a Jack Roller was a guy who hung around the skid row sections of big cities and robbed those unwise enough to get visibly drunk by beating them up and stealing their valuables. He "rolled drunks," and was called a Jack Roller. A Jack Roller's crime is also called, "Strong-arm robbery." Jack Roller is an old term still used on San Francisco's and Seattle's waterfront.

"He's a low-life," the bouncer said to the bartender in a waterfront saloon. "He's a jack roller. He beat up an old guy pretty bad last week, just to steal a couple of dollars from him."

by Jay Magoo January 2, 2012

Jacob Goroff

A fucking beast who gets good grades plays the clarinet and is good at soccer

Hey Jacob goroff how r u soo good at soccer

by Me beast November 21, 2019

jackbat

1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.

The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!

by bennyv November 7, 2010