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Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.
“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”
by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025
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relation-itis

The act of being so socially awkward and inexperienced when trying to enter a relationship; bad/awkward flirting; you fucktards who can’t talk to girls/boys without messing up somehow and making shit weird
I think Jim is having a case of relation-itis, why is that? Well he’s never dated before....

Bruh she ghosted me after three days, do I have relation-itis?
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lostit-itis

Lostit-itis is the deasease (or feeling) you get after you "lose it".
"Sarah has been acting weird lately."

"I think she has lostit-itis."
by so i think i'm queen elizabeth October 25, 2008
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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
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Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.
Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019
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N-word-itis

When you can’t stop saying the n word and it becomes like a catch phrase for you

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-yung arizona
‘Shit n word think I got n-word-itis lmao n word lol’
by YungArizona April 6, 2019
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jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
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