insta-pass

when sharing a cigarette(or other smokable product) with a friend and person 1 takes a drag and passes it with the smoke still in their lungs.

i was smoking a cigarette with my buddy. i took a drag and insta-passed the cigarette so he could have some.

by hvhs 1120 July 10, 2009

instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instagamer

A hot girl/boy who only plays video games for the sole purpose to take photos for instagram.

She's so hot and plays video games, but I think she's just an instagamer.

by angelofdev May 18, 2017

insta-dad

when you go steady with a girl whome allready has a kid.

Stupid ass billys an insta dad, he and slut suzy are goin with eachother. ha ha ha ha INSTA_DAD.

by Whats it to you? January 24, 2003

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

Insta-Dump

When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.

1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)

by petar113507 March 7, 2009