infinity-wank

The infinity-wank is when you wank to a video of yourself wanking, then film it.

Then you can watch that video so you would be pleasuring yourself while watching yourself pleasure yourself.

You are free to choose how many layers deep you go. That's one of the rights afforded to you as a human and truly is the joy of the infinity-wank.

I'm really pleased with my new camera, it makes it really easy to do the infinity-wank

by Stjube January 22, 2014

Infinity

Basically a number that makes 1 quintillion quintillions look invisible that isn't even a number.

Infinity must be huger than huge can ever be huge

by Quantum_Destroyer_1337 June 12, 2015

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010

InfinityFalse

When something doesn't go on forever. It may go on forever, but its false. But it really does go on forever.

"That statement was infinityfalse"

by Bioboy98 November 27, 2016

Infinity and beyonder

When you someone tells you they love you infinity and beyond you can say “I love you infinity and beyonder” mean that you have the most

someone: I love you infinity and beyond
you: well i love you infinity and beyonder

by thecarlover981 June 17, 2021

No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.

Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019

No u plus infinity

The no u that can’t be beat ever unless ur actually god

Mean boi: ur gay

Me: no u
Mean boi: no u plus 1
Me: NO U PLUS INFINITY

mean boi: 😮

by Big blunts boi420420 April 11, 2019