Habeas Corpus

Has already been suspended?

Hym "Yeah, I'M AWARE! And now that is happening to Mexicans... ONLY NOW is it a problem. I'm still waiting for the shit-libs to realize that the conservatives are now doing to everyone what everyone has been doing to me. They said 'We don't have to give Hym Habeas Corpus... We can just lie to punish Hym for saying things we don't like and pretend we didn't see Hym create AI or that weaponized schizophrenia isn't a problem by presupposing that the people it's happening to are the problem.' And then then negative consequences of that exact decision start to pile up... They blame me for though consequences and/or ignore them entirely because me being worse than a retard is more important to them than anything. Up to and including your children's lives."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

Habeefarow

When drama jumps from one beef to another until everyone’s fighting everyone. Three or more people or groups all got problems, all blaming different people — chaos energy only.

Usage:
• “Bro, the group chat’s in full habeefarow mode 💀.”
• “What started as two people arguing turned into a whole habeefarow.”
• “I’m staying out of that habeefarow — too many sides, not enough sense.”

by Jock D November 5, 2025

habemus bathroom

A humorous yet formal-sounding proclamation used to announce that a bathroom has been successfully utilized, indicating the completion of a bodily evacuation or the confirmed occurrence of a sanitary incident within a restroom.

HABEMUS BATHROOM! We have a POOP!

by astrielized January 17, 2026

jackie habermann

a girl who loves her family more than her own life

I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.

by itjustis April 27, 2017

daniel haber

Daniel Haber is a little dick person who enjoys soccer and has primarily white friends, he doesn't like siblings and will usually try to fight/injure them

damn, that must be a daniel haber

by Daniel Haber Is Cool February 10, 2018

The Haberman Test

When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.

No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.

by infjdesign December 29, 2018

Adam Hrablík

Adam Hrablík is a great Bitch. He has long brown hair and mysterious eyes. Adam might seem shy at first, but after a few minutes of talking he stops. He waears a respir instead of rúcho. Aslo he is a Bánovčan. Adam is small, however he isnt scared of tall girls (Podolanicza). He is friendly, but sometimes you have to be careful what you are saying. To summarize: Hrable is a great person that will support you when you will need it (except Otrubačk)

“Who is that?”
“Adam Hrablík-the shy boy of the class”
“He is so sexy!”

by anonymous November 21, 2021