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haver

1. haver (English) possessor; land owner; proprietor; master

2. haver (from Hebrew) friend; comrade; companion.

3. haver (from scot) to talk nonsense; babble
"It is held that valor is the chiefest virtue, and most dignifies the haver." - William Shakespeare (1564–1616), British dramatist, poet. Cominius, in Coriolanus, act 2, sc. 2, l. 83-5. Praising Coriolanus for his courage in battle
by macgruff November 21, 2010
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Havertown, PA

Home to Haverford High School, Super-wawa, and the amazing cenzos (pronounced "chen-zoes", not "sen-zoes"). Recreational drug use is the norm, and everyone knows that Varsity is where to get your alcohol.
Whether your trying to squeeze through the mass of pre-teen hoes and drunken high-schoolers to get into Superwawa, or enjoying a blunt at the Skatium (right next to the police station) , you are guareenteed a good time.
In Havertown, PA you can never be too old to enjoy the St. Denis fair.
by James St. James November 12, 2006
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Homer Simpson rule

A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)

After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.

Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".

Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"

And then he eats it.

God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.
"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"
by ColdFusion July 12, 2003
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Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways
The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!
by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006
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hoger

1. a pinch of tobacco (aka a lip)
2. a tin of tobacco
Dude, I was just takin a hoger in my car and the sickest Red Hot Chili Peppers shuffle came on.

Q. Dude, what kind of hogercan do you got?
A. Wintergrizz
by Hubert J. Roller January 4, 2010
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Hoverbutting

The act of holding ones butt over (but not directly on) a dirty toilet seat while taking a dump. This is done to prevent ones ass from retaining any germs which the toilet seat might have.
The public toilet was so filthy, I had no choice but to hoverbutt.

Sometimes hoverbutting is the only way to be safe.
by Mordrahelm December 18, 2008
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