slightly retarded hooligan

This is a more sophisticated, less offensive euphemism for those teenagers who can often be seen walking down the street of either some rich European neighborhood mostly consisting of most famous, prestigious people on earth , or some dark ghetto with multiple stripper clubs and prostitutes that make up the ground, who make everyone else on and near every street they walk across look like sh*t by sheer hypocrisy. In other words, to these kids, everybody else is an uneducated, boring redneck-flunky except for themselves, who are somehow f*cking prodigies who can get away with whatever they want no matter what because their "sacred, (so-called) innocent divinity mustn't be squandered by any earthly things," not even their legal guardians!

A slightly retarded hooligan vandalizes public property, does under-age drinking and repeatedly f*cks around six to eight people at once before screwing every one of them over, never giving a flying f*ck the whole time! They are the epitome of all spoiled human c*nts and d*cks that are f*cking alive right now. They get roughly 25 or more presents every birthday of their life, and people suppose they can't help that, as doing so is the decision of their spoilers. But they could, however, not throw all these thoughtful gifts down the drain every motherf*cking time before claiming that nobody cares about them when they a total whore or manwhore, and twenty some people, gay and straight, plan to propose to them.

Delinquent II: "Did you see that little girl in a dark alley in a bikini screeching infernal language at innocent male driversby?"
Delinquent I: "Yes, but I just can't find the words to describe someone so financially gifted who would completely sell their soul like that. Wouldn't calling them a slut be misogynistic?"
Delinquent II:"Yeah, I wouldn't call them a slut. A vixen? No. A hoe? No. A bitch? No. A whore? No. A f*ckgirl? No. A c*nt? No. Wow, I really expected that it would be easier to identify a petty, naughty child like that..."
Delinquent I: "How about a slightly retarded hooligan?"
Delinquent II: "Yep, that solves everything. Thanks."

by E idiots dei February 21, 2020

j. holt

Super funny and literally friends with everyone

He only sends the most firey memes available.

An honorable delegate and valued member of the nonwhites, j. holt is a huge g

Loves juice wrld specifically on the song roses
Actually married to Matt Champion

j. holt sent me some fire memes, but I was listening to roses by juice wrld so he left to jump off a bridge

by nonwhites December 27, 2018

hoolie

a rowdy person typically from Irish (or Gaelic) descent; short for Hooligan.

Being the hoolie that he is, that McQuinn got kicked out of the bar and later ended up in jail.

by "Hoolie" McQuinn January 6, 2009

Hooftenguffers

A amusing word to use (instead of swearing) when you are completely F'd up outta your mind and something goes wrong.

*trippin on mushrooms, stumbling to your car, when you drop your keys*

"Ah Hooftenguffers"

by M C tie February 10, 2003

Hart Street Hooligan

A Group of Bad ass FIFA junkies who decided to take over the world after watching Green Street Hooligans. Currently located in Nashville Tennessee, they live it up playing soccer on Hart Street

I just Got the shnizzle kicked out of my by one of Those Hart Street Hooligan Boyz!

by El Rinno March 19, 2009

Hooley

An argument, a brawl, a donnybrook, a brouhaha. A wild disagreement, possibly turning physical.

"When he was but a baby brigand in the employ of the University of Pittsburgh, Calipari's recruiting tactics very nearly incited a general hooley at the Big East's annual meeting.." - Charles P. Pierce, Slate Magazine

by Geno Marino May 4, 2013

holti

a male who is slimey and diseatful and will do anything that will benefit himself.

that man is so holti, i dont trust him

by matt dickens August 7, 2006