honey no nut cheerios 

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

honey no nut cheerios by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Honey Dipped Pussy

Bomb pussy that doesnt stink at all, it tastes like its been dipped in honey.

"yo last night i was eating out caitie and i swear she rubbed honey on that shit"
"nah son she just got that honey dipped pussy"

Honey Dipped Pussy by James N November 18, 2006

honey snatch

Honey snatch can be used in three ways
1. The sweetest puss that u have ever tasted or
2. A girl used for bumping uglies or
3. When girl cum is juicy on your and you suck it off like honey suckle.

1 and 3.After Thad finished shockin that young girl he went back to his house and his mother smelt a foul oder, she asked he son where he had been, so she licks his fingers and proclaims he has had some honey snatch.

2. bob and jon were in a bar when a diesease infested hooker walk through the door, jon said "look at that ugly hoe right there" bob replys "watch it that bitch be my honey snatch"

honey snatch by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

Honey Loaf 

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.

"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"

Honey Loaf by Internate3000 December 30, 2004

honey brown 

Referring to oxycontin, specifically the 40mg pills due to the yellowish color.

Three Xanies down, I'm poundin' Honey Browns
I'm pillmatic

honey brown by iPillPopper October 28, 2008

Honey Badger 

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.

Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!

Honey Badger by Squaids187 July 7, 2010

Honey Badgered 

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.

Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."

Honey Badgered by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009