herpes

Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.

Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1

by Brohan September 6, 2004

horseshoe

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

by ericj4 August 17, 2013

all my heroes still wear masks

animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film

not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks

by anon18191 December 16, 2006

general herpes

fungus that is spread all over the body, not just on genitals.

Omgrofl! You have general herpes all over you!

by El Nicko June 2, 2008

Ear Herpes

When you get mosquito bites on your ear.

"Oh wow mate, thats 1 big red bulge on your ear"
"Yeah, I have ear herpes"

by SamIsAcidic August 7, 2018

hersey squirt

a fart, that comes out sharp and fast. its soft yet soupy. otherwise known as poop

"Dude! When I tried to fart I hersey squirted and ruined my underwear"

by ladysemen March 26, 2009

Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

by SufferingxArtist October 23, 2008