headassery

the art of being a dumbass and a snake.

karina been headassery since she got with her new girl.

by mallorxpaigx July 17, 2018

freezer headache

a bad migraine headache that starts like a brain freeze, something that happens after sipping a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri.

You order a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri, and you drink it all the way down without stopping. You will get a brain freeze. Well this is what you feel when you wake up in the morning, and you call it a freezer headache. Man, do I have a Freezer Headache.

by Md Cole January 15, 2009

HEADAS

Short for head up A**

My dad calls me headas all of the time!

by charleek September 6, 2008

Shanghai headache

Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.

1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.

by Chupalo January 12, 2006

Headass

someone who has their head so far up someone's ass. Always in other people's business.

"did you hear that Jenn and Sebastian broke up? because he has a small penis"

"Abbey quit being a headass"

by idklmaoyoloheadass January 29, 2017

headachenology

modern technology especially the more sophisticated gadgets as perceived by those who struggle to figure them out.as the word suggests it gives them a headache.

please save grandma from headachenology by scanning and emailing those documents for her.there is no point in asking mom to install programes on the PC,it's nothing but headachenology for her.

by meckox May 6, 2010

Henafus

To eat all of ones recently purchased groceries in one day

"I went to Trader Joes today and I already Henafused everything I purchased."

by lootbin January 10, 2013