by Hal090909 December 5, 2018
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by Quackson holland!! February 6, 2019
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The greatest man in the universe, he's so sweet and charming, and deserves everything. He is NOT dating Zendaya, we would all know, as he can't keep a secret. He is an adorable little smol bean and quasont IS the correct way of pronouncing croissant. He is a fucking God and you would be mad to not like him.
Friend: WOAH, who's that!
Me: Tom Holland
Friends: HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Me: I know, but he's mine, so back off, motherfucker!!!
*le fight*
Me: Tom Holland
Friends: HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Me: I know, but he's mine, so back off, motherfucker!!!
*le fight*
by Downey.Holland June 5, 2019
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Get the Tom Holland mug.Tom holland is MY FUCKING HUSBANDDD! I’m his wife Athena Holland 😻 we got married on September 12, 2015. We have 19 kids and coming soon the 20th kid on its way!
Person 1- Hey have you heard of Athena Holland & Tom holland?
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!
Person 2- Yes! I heard they are having their 20th kid!
Person 1- yea I can’t believe it!!
by Athena Holland <33 December 23, 2021
Get the Tom holland mug.A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.
Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
The next day…..
Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”
P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..
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