Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023

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Hegert

Hegert!

by Ratilda November 2, 2023

Herbert’s Butt

Herbert's Butt: A term used humorously among friends to refer to someone's posterior, often implying it's legendary or versatile in its uses. It's a lighthearted way to celebrate a friend's rear end without any derogatory connotations.

Dang bro, you got a real Herbert’s Butt going on!

by dvd.21 July 5, 2024

Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.

Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.

by llcmonkey April 13, 2024

Herbert

A very sweet and caring person. Great listener. Bit of a worrywart at times.
Also the very definition of good aftercare.

"Omg I gotta get me some of that Herbert action!!!"

by Lilye.001 February 23, 2025

Herbert Twins

A powerhouse twin duo, Keon and Kavon Herbert, known for their legendary memes, contagious energy, and effortlessly viral moments. Masters of internet comedy with faces so expressive they practically speak in GIFs. Their signature smiles, sharp humor, and natural charisma have solidified them as both internet icons and lowkey heartthrobs. If you don’t know the Herbert Twins, you’re probably not on the right side of the internet.

“I swear, the Herbert Twins could just breathe and it’d go viral—pure legends!”

by rustyoldvolkswagen March 28, 2025

Herbert twins

Keon and Kavon Herbert—two identical forces of nature taking over the internet one meme at a time. Known for their unmatched expressions, iconic smiles, and effortless ability to make anything hilarious, they’ve built a fanbase that stays obsessed. Whether they’re making you laugh, turning into a meme, or just looking way too good while doing it, the Herbert Twins are the definition of unintentional internet royalty.

“The Herbert Twins could post a blank screen and still break the internet—pure star power!”

by rustyoldvolkswagen March 28, 2025