by Farren Lelove September 16, 2009
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A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.
Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021
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"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
Get the David Hasselhoff mug.People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021
Get the Morgan Hasselström mug.Mehrpouya hashemi (مهرپویا هاشمی ) is one of the best human kind you can see in isfahan. He is strong and lovely. He has a shiny future.
I have a major crush on him,but i cant tell him.... Hope he see me.
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I have a major crush on him,but i cant tell him.... Hope he see me.
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by Pnssy destroyer November 21, 2021
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