hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004

hard as pie

when a penis is erect, it is hard as pie.

When I saw that hot girl, my dick got "hard as pie"

by !!!!! May 10, 2007

Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

Rode hard and put away wet"

A derogatory and slanderous name for a woman who is sexually promiscuous with numerous asshole men who treat her badly . This term may have been used a century ago comparing women to horses but it took root in the late 1960's basically among counter/counter culture long haired redneck white supremacist Harley riding, drinking, drugging, hell raising mysoginists It implies that the speaker of the term is too good for the woman he is critisizing.

One male to another :" Man she looks like she been rode hard and put away wet". His buddies reply: " Yeah I wouldn't even fuck her with ur dick+"

by Stevananda June 25, 2019

Rode hard and put away wet

1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.

a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .

Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"

by SexyNurseMonica October 2, 2019

hard shiny plastic

party girls that cant resist the hot boy, and rely on each other when all else fails. theres more to us then youll ever know. were emos, and were bitches. wed rather eat then actually be skinny. we like to save planes and ride air men. we love boys, but know they'll break our hearts. we love life and wouldnt trade these nights we wont remember with friends we'll never forget for ANYTHING.

The definition of hard shiny plastic is emily and kim, and you like it.

by emily April 11, 2005

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020