Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.
After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.
by Teh Dr. Evil August 21, 2006
1. a steel or plastic helmet worn to protect one's head from falling objects or debris.
2. a worker who wears a hard hat.
2. a worker who wears a hard hat.
by Light Joker August 21, 2005
a helmet that people who work on construction sites wear, so shit doesnt fall on their head and kill them.
Mark: Holy shit Steve! Look out!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!
by Kast April 1, 2006
To tuck your erection in the waistline of your pants in order to protect yourself from the embarrassment of a public boner.
by Dean0530 November 5, 2011
by corey hockenberry October 3, 2006
For example "Honey i got a hard hat are you ready"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"
Or "hmmm this porn cause's meglo hard hat syndrome"
by Chris Woodruff August 18, 2006
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