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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
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hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head
I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.
by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006
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hamsterdance

To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.

Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"
by Carrite March 16, 2009
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Hamster-Pig

Hamster-Pig is a phrase that originated from the South of England to describe a morbidly obese woman who has both hamster and piglike features. Hamster-Pigs can be found in a variety of places throughout the South of England and will often be seen complaining that there trotters ache, or tucking in to a bucket of the Colonels finest fried chicken.
"eurgh, not Megan? she's a right Hamster-Pig"

"Im sick of the South, theirs so many Hamster-Pigs about"
by Dr Analord September 28, 2009
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hamster cheeks

When you have a bloated face because of the number of hamsters that you've forced into your mouth.
by ithinkiamalive March 3, 2014
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hamster ass bitch

by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017
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Hazey Hamster

The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.
Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.

Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!
by Arthur Kushman May 2, 2010
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