Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.
Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.
by corigunz October 29, 2010
Get the Mongolian Hamster Dance mug.The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.
Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.
by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008
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by Please Mum January 27, 2011
Get the hamster wheel logic mug.Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
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Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS
by lstrong August 25, 2010
Get the dead hamster and trolls mug.A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.
"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."
by sporky76 March 2, 2008
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by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008
Get the Sloppy Hamster mug.noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.
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