Hamburgler

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

by tekrc May 9, 2009

Hamburger

Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.

Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!

by Andrew Floyd Williams February 17, 2007

Albuquerque Hamby

When you have oral sex with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.

Guy 1: "Man, I picked up this girl last night and ate her out. I woke up next day and couldn't stop itching my face. When I realized the bitch gave me crabs. I had to shave my shit off."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that bitch gave you the Albuquerque Hamby."

by RCPosse February 19, 2011

peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 10, 2008

hamburglar

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Hamburglar,"Robble robble robble robble?"

Oh Robble!

by Chris Sorto January 28, 2008

HAMboner

A fake, a phoney, a troll, also one who works in tandem with an unsuspecting accomplice to cause turmoil in newsgroups.

Look! Another amarmy Hamboner post from an empty headed Googling yobbo...

by philipsexpansion September 17, 2003