hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

Hairy Jane

When you sprinkle a pubic hair onto a blunt of marijuana

Hey Brandon wanna light up a Hairy Jane

by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021

Hafiy

Very nice person, always caring about other people, smart boy, cutie boy, sometimes i think i wanna hug him >•<

I hope one day i can meet him #hafiycute

by Kurumichan07 November 23, 2021

hairydog635

hairydog635 is the hairiest living creature in this world. According to the sources his hair are 168826942072 miles long and he lives on jupiter because his hair is too long for a small planet like earth. He is a handsome and wise dog also known as the hair god. He currently has around 2500 followers on earth and is expected to achieve 1 billion followers by the end of 2030. Scientists believe that he has the biggest cock in the universe and he gets a lot of pussy.

mitchi: yo look i found a long ass hair falling from the sky. It looks like its fake.
ronnie: nah its real, i believe it belongs to lord hairydog635.
mitchi: what is hairydog635
ronnie: ur mom

by nickgurr167 January 29, 2022

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks

When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.

Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.

by Yipyipyip1234 May 22, 2022