Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations

Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022

Yo, you hear me?

Used to get someone’s attention when they are clearly already listening to you

Also to interrupt them and derail their train of thought

“So yeah i think she’s crazy you know but - “

“Hey yo, you hear me? What you tryna get into later bro?”

by Toolin’42 January 25, 2022

I👈 don't want to hear it

And I don't want to hear it from a solipsistic incest cultists that it's my ✌️✊️✌️Role✌️✊️✌️ in life to be consumed for labor and that if I don't do you incest cult then your just get to sit there while this motherfucker tries to rob me.

Hym "No I👈 don't want to hear it, incest freak. Hey, I got a question for you..."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Horten Hears Ahoo

When 2 gay mice have even gayer sex. P̵̧̛̬͖̱̂̍̀̏̀̏̒̏̑͗̈́̕͠͝ē̴̡̖͙̣̜̪̃̈́́͗͐̾̊n ̛͙̞͍̫̤̘͓̹͇̄͋̃̏͝ͅi̶̝͍̟͙̭̮̺̟͙̔͒̓̈́š̶͎̾̈͂͐ ̨̡̞̗̱̮̳̘̹̪͈͂̽P̴̘͆ê̶̡̼̣̯̈̔̈́͂̑͊͂́̅͘͝ě̵̱̹͓͇̀P ̢͈̤̬̯̖̲̲͙̥̳̺̝͂̍͆ͅe ̡̢͍̦̰̰͇͚̤͂̂̈́̅̀̍̒͝é̴͇̪̰̙̹̖͕̳͉̈͒̾̋͜͜ͅ

Ayo what then mice doin shorty? They be Horten Hears Ahoo dawgy.

by Imgay4ween July 13, 2025