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monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.
Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.
by extrasketchy March 24, 2009
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Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.
Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”
by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018
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bugger's grips

Sideburns.

As defined on tonight's Jonathon Ross show (BBC1 22:30).
Used when referring to Supergrass's lead-singer's haircut.
by Rob Dickson June 4, 2004
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Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.
So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.
by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019
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Mytilini grip

Mytilini grip is a move conducted by the Alpha male to secure a female. It consists of a light squeeze of the back of the females neck with the hand of the male. Mytilini is an island off Greece. The move was originally performed by local males and has now transcended traditional geographical boundaries and is utilised by Alpha males throughout the globe. The Mytilini grip move has always been used by Alpha males, but now, has the recognition of where it first began.
Hey bro he used the Mytilini grip on her at Ivy and she just melted!?
by Leo Nellis November 29, 2019
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grip and bury

to make out with a girl then fuck her.
Brandon tries to grip and bury on the reg, but can only grip.
by plebe beezy November 16, 2011
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From the grip

east coast slang meaning from the start, or beginning
Jim: how long have you sold drugs
Bob: man I've sold drugs from the grip
by fuck boi December 29, 2014
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