"My wife said lets eat some food at the street fair" and I replied "Yeah, sure lets just eat some ass-grenades!"
by lolafartz October 28, 2011
When a guy has an erection with so much blood flow that it literally feels like his penis is about to explode. It is generally quite painful.
"The pain of grenade dick makes it much more difficult to conceal my hard-on than a typical erection."
by The Real Mister Mister August 24, 2017
Example of a Tweet Grenade:
@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company
@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company
by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010
When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.
You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.
by The Mighty Bood February 09, 2019
When you post a comment on a youtube video, usually of a popular musical artist, leaving an unflattering comment and expecting to argue with many fans of the video/artist in the future.
"Man, I tossed a youtube grenade yesterday leaving a comment on that Taylor Swift video. All I said was that her singing was terrible and instantly I my inbox was flooded with people insulting me."
by MarcoGTR February 14, 2012
A term used commonly in early stage startups.
An act of mass destruction and typically used by one of the founders, it refers a sudden and disruptive request that invalidates one or more large sets of in progress work that relied on previously assumed to be valid information prior to the request being made.
An act of mass destruction and typically used by one of the founders, it refers a sudden and disruptive request that invalidates one or more large sets of in progress work that relied on previously assumed to be valid information prior to the request being made.
"We had already started the project, then Brian our CEO throws in a Founder Grenade about an idea he had at the while at gym so we need to throw all the work away and start from scratch again."
by captaintaco1983 December 06, 2022
by Shotguncoder69% December 07, 2019