your grany trany

An even worse insult than your mom gay and your dad lesbian combined.
If it is used a planet will die

Frank: your mom gay and your dad lesbian

Carl: don't make me do it

Frank: do it pussy

Carl: your grany trany

Frank: "dies"

The planet. X29-738. Explodes

by Likliklik420OO7 March 16, 2018

Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

by DJChaucer July 19, 2009

Smashing the black granny out of it

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.

On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

GrannyStyle

Bending her over so far that her hip pops out of place and then she can't move so you may continue to rawdog

I did Gertrude Grannystyle

by LilNykil November 5, 2010

granny basher

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70

Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@

by Cabal January 9, 2006

Granny tits

Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.

"Oi granny tits! Having a lot of success trying to get laid yet?"

by Willem K January 12, 2009