Gruff

Old womans vagina, or grey muff.

Check out that gilf's gruff!

by punch!uation November 25, 2010

guff

Guff is 'Free Stuff' or crap you don't want so you leave it out for anyone to take. Usually its crap, junk, or leftovers.

Did you see someone left cookies on the guff table?
Are these chips someone's or is it guff?

by UUNet September 23, 2004

Gruffalo

The best of the best. A bad-ass mother fuckin' mother fucker who ever fucked a mother.

Hey Kyle, you know steven right? Yeah, why? He is such a gruffalo.

by Gruffalo101 July 14, 2011

guff

the southerners way of saying "gulf"

"The tsunami struck along the Persian guff"

by Jordin Wa December 27, 2004

guffaw

bigass laughter

i was guffawing my ass off at Jackass the Movie. damn.

by tomsk April 23, 2003

gluff

1. An area of glue or other adhesive substance upon a surface most commonly left after sticker removal, that has accumulated fluff, dust, hair and any other domestic detritus.

2. Drying sticky residues upon the skin that have gathered material. Or when sticky residues become dried on body hair.

3. Material attached to discarded chewing gum or other plastic substances.

4. Hair and domestic material gathered upon spilt food and drink upon surfaces.

Found a huge bit of gluff on top of the fridge last night.

by MinickyBlack January 16, 2011

Gruff'n

the act of tearing the filter off a cigarette and smoking it.

he's definitely gruff'n that cig.

by Scott Crandal January 30, 2008