glatch

A combination of the word "glomp" and "latch". It's the same as glomping, except the glomper stays attached to the victim.

User 1: So cute! *glatches*
User 2: *struggles to get you off*

by Amethyst Watermelon May 5, 2016

Gloaf

The supreme genetic combination of bread and goats

Gloaf can have my butthole

by Uniitato September 3, 2016

glotix

Some cunt who believes he is above all, but in real life is some cheap broke white kid begging for mcdonalds on the side of walmart who clearly still tries to suck his own dick.

"That kid is a fucking Glotix..."

by omgroasternig July 1, 2016

glatzata

Glatzata is the austrian-german slang word for a bald guy.

german: Herst Glatzata ! Schau ned so karriert !

english: Hey bald man! Don´t look so weird !

by Austrian Slang September 19, 2017

Glottis

Someone who constantly interrupts you and never lets you finish a sentence.

Oh my God, Charlotte you're such a glottis! Can you please just let me speak for once?

by Wordmaker01 October 10, 2017

Gfoat

pronounced: guhfoat; G.F.O.A.T----------------------> Greatest Freak Of All Time

That boi is the Gfoat, greatest freak of all time.

by Glordd November 9, 2017

glout

glout:
a 12 year training to achieve full meme potential.
it includes games of Gom Plon. Gom Plon is a mix between ultimate frisbee, sudoku, and pot roast, and the traditional way of playing is silently.

daisy: yo dood i just finished my glout training last monday
molly: DOOD IM SO PROUD OF YOU AHHHHH!!! i still havent. i got disqualified for having fake clout.
daisy: TOO BAD FOR YOU LAMO

by imbr0k3n November 13, 2017