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meat-gasm

when you're eating so much delicious animal flesh that you feel your body being overtaken by a /meat/-gasm.
"i'd like a pepperoni pizza. with sausage. and chicken. and ground beef. and pastrami. do you have venison?"
"mmm ooh this is sooo goood i think i'm gonna have a MEAT-GASM!!!"
by nn2s August 11, 2007
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premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.
-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.
by 3PJ February 27, 2011
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Blood-gasm

a blood-gasm....When You cum soo much that eventually your insides cant handle the intensity and the next time you're trying to shoot your love juice on your victims face she ( or he) gets a bloody suprise of old mucussy jizz all over.
The last time i was fucking my girlfriend anal i pulled out and had a blood-gasm.
by stoned sex robot November 28, 2007
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C- gasm

When a person gets of on getting choked or choking someone, they have these.

Also known as the "Big C"
also, C-gasmic (adj.)
"I dumped John the other day. He wouldn't let me have my c- gasm.. He's such a bitch if he can't even choke a girl.. I asked for it!"
by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008
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Touch-gasm

To touch something when high that has the effect of a feeling comparible to an orgasm. usually with, but not limited to, cannabis and ecstacy
Stoner1: dude man, this stuffs the shit!

Stoner2: dude man, i know! im so high i just had a touch-gasm trying to get my phone from my pocket!
by TheBFG January 28, 2009
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tear gasm

When getting head you shoot it on her face in the eye and a mix between your semen and her tears because its so amazing she comes to tears.
When Mony shoots Hef in the eye, makes a tear gasm.
by Miguel pierre conquistador January 16, 2010
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chia-gasm

when you cum so hard that all of your hair stands on end and you look like a chia pet
i humped her so good last night i gave her a chia-gasm
by geminimonkey January 10, 2011
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