At his worst, a bro gamer is a bro who plays nothing but the latest Call of Duty, Halo, or Gears of War; and any sports game on ONLY the Xbox 360 (although playing any of these games or owning an Xbox doesn't necessarily qualify you as a bro gamer, it sure doesn't help). Found in their natural habitat of college dorms and fraternities, they are often found drinking cheap-ass beer from red plastic cups with their frat mates and talking about "chicks, man." Their vocabulary consists of mainly faggot, quickscope, 10th prestige, and my penis is larger than yours. Will claim the vast superiority of terrible AAA titles published by Activision and EA while claiming that superior and less popular titles, indie or otherwise, are "shitty" and have "bad graphics."
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
They are known for a variety of fun ruining characteristics, such as taking the game too seriously, over competitiveness, and insulting everyone on their and the opposing team.
While the Bro Gamer and most other gamers get along, his mortal enemies are the Hardcore Gamer and especially the PC Gamer who find utter offense in the bro's generally poor or limited taste in video games, and over fondness of his console of choice. When these two types of gamers meet they often bring out the worst in each other.
Gamer: Did you check out Stacking, man?
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
Bro Gamer: Naw man!
Gamer: Super Meat Boy?
Bro Gamer: HELL NAW.
Gamer: Then what do you play?
Bro Gamer: BLOPS ALL THE WAY.
Gamer: I find your choice in games to be disappointingly narrow, but as a gamer who simply plays for fun, I don't think I could care less.
Hardcore Gamer: I'm playing VVVVVV. It's hard as hell, but oh so satisfying.
Bro Gamer: Man, shit. Those graphics be the opposite of hella dank, playa.
Hardcore Gamer: Get out.
PC Gamer: I prefer PC gaming because of the keyboard and mouse, as the mouse itself is unarguably a superior aiming tool.
Bro Gamer: Hell naw, bro. Controllers all the way! Don't need auto-aim or nothin!
PC Gamer: My bro senses are tingling. Also, get out.
by somepcgamer March 22, 2011
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by kk4444 December 14, 2010
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When a video game requires your full attention and if you were to look away for even a brief moment it would result in a drastic mistake or death in the game. (Guitar Hero, Gears of War, or Call of Duty, etc.)
When a video game requires your full attention and if you were to look away for even a brief moment it would result in a drastic mistake or death in the game. (Guitar Hero, Gears of War, or Call of Duty, etc.)
My eyes started to water while i was playing Guitar Hero so i "Gamer Blink "ed so i wouldn't miss a note and screw up my chance at 100%ing the song.
by ICEYDEATHDEALER April 4, 2009
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"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"
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by Lil' Connor August 30, 2005
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2: "What?"
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Justin: Hey Waylon, how's that new game treating you?
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.
by Verroxi February 13, 2010
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