fuckshitcocksucker

What you say when you stub your toe

Bob: *Hits bare toe against concrete wall while running* “HOLY FUCKSHITCOCKSUCKER”

by Lucahmaster August 12, 2018

fuckshitfuckery

fuckshittery enhanced with shitfuckery.

With all due respec, but that's some god damn fuckshitfuckery officer! It's not my jizz!

by Frugal Jerk May 6, 2019

Fucks

Used to describe people and things that one holds in high regard. Usually if something fucks, good chance it fucks hard - highest compliment implement in land

Example of a person who *fucks* = Bradley Cooper in A Star is Born

Used in a sentence:
Person 1: What kind of ice cream is that?
Person 2: Cookie butter, it fucks, it fucks hard
Person 1: What a review!

by Cookiebutterfucks January 31, 2020

Fuckshitbitchcunt

To play Fortnite all day and night.

I can't wait to go home and Fuckshitbitchcunt

by Doctor_Toxin April 6, 2023

Greedy Fucks

The type of people to sue a place for minor mistakes for LARGE sums of cash. What ends up happening is they get filthfy rich while the business suffers and is forced to cut employees.

Injury victim 1, 2, 3, 4...: We will sue the casino for no stopping the shooting!

Casino: we can‘t afford that! We‘ll be forced to cut employees! Be reasonable!

Judge: You owe them 756million euros.

Casino: Greedy Fucks! Hundreds will be out of work and go homeless because of you!

by McConplaint May 21, 2019

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.

by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022

Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016